me: why do I have 16 tabs open
bestblognameever: faggoat: I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all red balloons best one
machokawaii: tell me to feel better soon, okay? FEEL BETTER NOW. ;-;
burningbooksforyou asked: What do your parents think of your new found addiction? Because if I was them I would be like "Well at least it's not drugs... wait... WHAT IF THE DRUGS ARE IN THE PONIES" then I would knife them open to find them, and if their were drugs I would sell them, and open a college fund back account with the money because I'm a good father.
wewalkedinline replied to your photoset: It’s that time yet again! NEW PONIES… #addiction. i think you might be right. oh well!
Anonymous asked: what's the kinkiest thing you've done
nepets asked: can you nipples with your nipples or do nipples chimichange coffee bean asbestos???????
bestblognameever replied to your post: How long have you and Hayden been going out for? And what is the most you two have sexually done together? also fuck anonymity, I go xh4rdXc0r3x May you two live long and prosper
Anonymous asked: If you had Justin Bieber tied to a chair and all the torture instruments you could ever want at your disposal, what would you do (if you knew you wouldn't get caught)?
charliepeen asked: How long have you and Hayden been going out for? And what is the most you two have sexually done together? also fuck anonymity, I go xh4rdXc0r3x
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
I doubt I’ll get any. this is like playing russian roulette with gun full of sexual questions
Anonymous asked: six
Anonymous asked: 9/15/17
machokawaii asked: 16.
shaye-marie started following you hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Anonymous asked: Why don't you let me be your derivative tonight? That way, I can lie tangent to all your curves.
Anonymous asked: *in an alien's voice* take me to your bed room
Anonymous asked: You're similar to a pony. I want to ride you all night.
machokawaii asked: Fancy a fuck?
ifonlyzee asked: Hey girl you must be a metapod because you make me harden...LOL OH GOD I am bad at this.
Anonymous asked: wait, did you mean real pick up lines?
Anonymous asked: U r teh hawtsawse. gimme teh sexorz.
anouisofastora asked: /joke pickup line incoming\ hey bby, ur freidns with macho kawii, iam friends wtih macho kawii. lets get goin'
Send your worst pick up lines to my askbox.
asksapphire: heartbeatsoftassnow: thecommoner-haruhi: I have a bad feeling about this “Please.~” ((I need to get my mind off of my stomach.)) do this i fucking dare you