burghers: wartortles: what the fuck is eurovision
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burningbooksforyou replied to your post: 15,18,22 That’s a weak toy Oh, okay Martin. I’ll be sure to get a vibrator that I power with a fucking nuclear reactor next time.
Anonymous asked: nope it was mentioned and you've peaked my interest, gib bra pls
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maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
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Anonymous asked: oh i beg to differ about wanting to see that
machokawaii asked: 9
Anonymous asked: well if it's hard to describe we're gonna' need pictures
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I FEEL SO INCREDIBLY UNCLEAN BUT KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING IT’S NOT LIKE PEOPLE I KNOW IN REAL LIFE FOLLOW ME GOSH WHAT A SILLY THING TO THINK.
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weirdfolio asked: 3,11,
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
thegestianpoet: “dutch baroque” i think u mean “a group of people looking at you as if you just personally insulted their mom”
unfollower: invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
joelle-elizabeth: ulyssee: cigs4kids: what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it i would do a split Oh my GOD
burningbooksforyou asked: What are we messaging you? Cause I want to say pants
weirdfolio asked: Skirt
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Quaggy: is your penis that of a dragon's
pessi: uh let me get a ref
Quaggy: your penis is a high res photo of a hamburger??
pessi: no it's a high res photo of a baconator
circumcisions: im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
gloopday: The team team
vainglorys-pupa asked: Kinbaku. :>
nepets asked: THORNY DICKS
So, since it's Fetish Friday
nsfweezy: Send me a fetish and I’ll answer No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |