May 2013
burghers:
wartortles:
what the fuck is eurovision
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Anonymous asked: 31
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burningbooksforyou replied to your post: 15,18,22
That’s a weak toy
Oh, okay Martin.
I’ll be sure to get a vibrator that I power with a fucking nuclear reactor next time.
Anonymous asked: nope it was mentioned and you've peaked my interest, gib bra pls
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Anonymous asked: 15,18,22
Anonymous asked: 5, 10, 15, 30
Anonymous asked: 15
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
burningbooksforyou asked: 4 10 25
Anonymous asked: 12/20
Anonymous asked: oh i beg to differ about wanting to see that
machokawaii asked: 9
Anonymous asked: well if it's hard to describe we're gonna' need pictures
Anonymous asked: 5, 6, 12, 26
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I FEEL SO INCREDIBLY UNCLEAN BUT KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING IT’S NOT LIKE PEOPLE I KNOW IN REAL LIFE FOLLOW ME GOSH WHAT A SILLY THING TO THINK.
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Anonymous asked: 21
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Anonymous asked: 26
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weirdfolio asked: 3,11,
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NSFW ASKS
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
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thegestianpoet:
“dutch baroque” i think u mean “a group of people looking at you as if you just personally insulted their mom”
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unfollower:
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
joelle-elizabeth:
ulyssee:
cigs4kids:
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
burningbooksforyou asked: What are we messaging you? Cause I want to say pants
weirdfolio asked: Skirt
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Quaggy: cullen
Quaggy: is your penis that of a dragon's
pessi: uh let me get a ref
pessi: http://puu.sh/2VK4t.jpg
Quaggy: your penis is a high res photo of a hamburger??
pessi: no it's a high res photo of a baconator
circumcisions:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
gloopday:
The team team
vainglorys-pupa asked: Kinbaku. :>
nepets asked: THORNY DICKS
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So, since it's Fetish Friday
nsfweezy:
Send me a fetish and I’ll answer
No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |
