shardain:

so when we were goofing around with the furniture in CM, we accidentally did a thing with the pillows

i ended up getting a pillow in the center of the ceiling but I forgot to grab a screencap oops

there’s no getting those fucking things down now

omgtsn:

artinfinitymusic17:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

HAHAHAHAHA

this humor is completely

less and unfunny

(Source: kawoowoo)

karkaties:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

yep im just laying here

not gonna stop laying here

*Patrick voice* YOU'RE HOT.
◥		totally-not-albert-at-all

perfect

Twerk It. Do u feel seduced.
◥		watchagonnado

maybe

i brought thousand island sauce and croutons
◥		nepets

A+++++++

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

(Source: shield-of-an-oaken-branch)

chadkroeger:

my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.